Packet 10: Tossup 18

One of the liberal translations of these poems that make up William Matthews’ The Mortal City replaces the addressee with Jesse Helms. One of these poems of uncertain attribution claims that, like bees, they should have honey and “a sting.” Another of these poems suggests that a dog enjoys licking a woman’s lips because it likes the taste (15[1])of dung. Legendarily, Tom Brown avoided expulsion from (15[1])Oxford (-5[1])by translating (15[1])one of these poems as (-5[1])“But this I know, and know full well / (*) “I do not like thee, (10[1])Doctor (-5[1])Fell.” (10[1])The author concludes (-5[1])“My poems are filthy, but my life is pure” (-5[3])in one of (10[1])these poems addressed to his patron, the emperor Domitian. (10[1]-5[2])“Non (10[1])amo te, (-5[1])Sabidi” is characteristic among these poems for being an insulting (10[1])elegiac (10[1])couplet. For 10 points, (-5[1])twelve books of what witty Latin poems were written by Martial? (10[1])■END■ (10[11]0[7])

ANSWER: epigrams [or epigramma; prompt on couplet before read]
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Summary

TournamentEditionMatchHeardConv. %Power %Neg %Avg. Buzz
2026 NAFTA at Stanford01/17/2026425%0%75%104.00
2025 NAFTA Online02/14/2026475%0%75%137.33
2026 NAFTA at Vanderbilt02/14/2026367%0%0%135.00
2025 NAFTA at Toronto09/13/20251100%0%100%143.00
2025 NAFTA at Maryland09/27/20251100%0%0%142.00
2025 NAFTA at Harvard10/04/20253100%0%33%124.33
2025 NAFTA at Oxford10/11/20253100%33%0%86.33
2025 NAFTA at Chicago11/08/2025683%33%17%106.60
2025 NAFTA at Columbia11/08/2025475%0%50%143.00