You Don't Have the Cards (2025 NAFTA at Toronto)
Micah Colman | Michael Du | Jared He | Caleb Ott

CategoryOpponentEasyMediumHardTotalParts
BeliefsGuelph ClozeBodhidharma(2)✕Tendai (3)✕Prince Shōtoku(1)✕0
BeliefsGuelph ClozeTree of Life(2)✓gematria(1)✕26(3)✕10E
BeliefsStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseImmaculate Conception(2)✓Saint Augustine of Hippo(1)✓Barlaam(3)✕20EM
BeliefsStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisewives of the Prophet Muhammad(1)✓the Battle of Badr(2)✓Caliph Yazid ibn Mu’awiya ibn Abi Sufyan(3)✕20EM
BeliefsStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseIceland(3)✓Saint Brigid of Kildare(2)✓Veles(1)✕20EM
BeliefsI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timestawhid(1)✓sleeping(2)✓Al-Falaq OR An-Nās(3)✓30EMH
BeliefsI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesArjuna(3)✓Krishna and Rādhā(1)✓stealing the gopīs’ clothing(2)✕20EM
BeliefsI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedfeathers(2)✓smoking ceremonies(1)✓fancy dance(3)✕20EM
BeliefsI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedMusa(2)✓Dhu al-Qarnayn(3)✓Surah Al-Kahf(1)✕20EM
Fine Arts - AuditoryGuelph Clozetrumpet(1)✓Brandenburg Concerto No. 2(2)✕Maurice André(3)✕10E
Fine Arts - AuditoryStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseIsolde(3)✓The Flying Dutchman(2)✓the ending of Götterdämmerung(1)✕20EM
Fine Arts - AuditoryI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get fined“Summertime”(1)✓jubilee(3)✕a motherless child(2)✕10E
Fine Arts - Classical MusicStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisethe ear(1)✓fixed-do AND movable-do(2)✓NBC(3)✕20EM
Fine Arts - VisualGuelph Clozebathing(3)✓Georges Seurat(1)✓Conté crayons(2)✕20EM
Fine Arts - VisualStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseTheosophy(3)✓Chartres Cathedral(2)✓František Kupka(1)✓30EMH
Fine Arts - VisualStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisejade(1)✓celadon(3)✓Liángzhǔ culture(2)✕20EM
Fine Arts - VisualI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesinnocents(3)✓Portinari(2)✓hospitals(1)✕20EM
Fine Arts - VisualI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedMoMA(2)✓Willem de Kooning(3)✕Frank O’Hara(1)✕10E
GeographyStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseBangkok(2)✓Phuket(3)✓Chiang Mai(1)✕20EM
GeographyStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseCornwall(2)✓head(3)✕Land’s End AND John o’ Groats(1)✓20EH
GeographyI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesforest(3)✓Ruhr River(1)✓Essen(2)✕20EM
GeographyI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedThe Bahamas(2)✓Providence(3)✕Turks Islands(1)✓20EH
History - AmericanGuelph ClozeHUAC(2)✓Lavender Scare(3)✓Jesus and John Wayne: How White Evangelicals Corrupted a Faith and Fractured a Nation(1)✕20EM
History - AmericanStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywiseautomotive(3)✓Michigan(2)✓Vincent Chin(1)✓30EMH
History - AmericanStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisewarships(2)✓Brazil(1)✓Lansford Warren Hastings(3)✕20EM
History - AmericanI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedGeorge W. Bush(1)✓Ted Kennedy(2)✓he forgot Poland(3)✕20EM
History - EuropeanGuelph ClozeMalta(1)✓Paul I(2)✕James Gillray(3)✕10E
History - EuropeanStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseCopenhagen(2)✓Amsterdam(3)✓Freetown Christiania(1)✓30EMH
History - EuropeanStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseAustria-Hungary(2)✓Illyrian(3)✕adoption of the Latin alphabet(1)✕10E
History - EuropeanI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedSolidarity(2)✓Round Table Talks(3)✓dwarves(1)✓30EMH
History - OtherGuelph ClozeOlmecs(1)✓Teotihuacan(2)✓batey(3)✕20EM
History - OtherStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywiseapartheid(2)✓South African national rugby union team(1)✓Norman Kirk(3)✕20EM
History - OtherStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseAchaemenid royal inscriptions(3)✓Medes(2)✕Lake Van(1)✕10E
History - OtherI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesPetra(1)✓silphium(2)✕Noricum(3)✕10E
History - OtherI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedVedas(1)✓cattle raids(3)✓Kuru Kingdom(2)✕20EM
History - WorldGuelph ClozeKublai Khan(2)✓kurultai(1)✕Mongolian wrestling(3)✕10E
History - WorldStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseJacobo Árbenz(2)✓10 years(3)✓Jorge Ubico Castañeda(1)✕20EM
History - WorldStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywiseeunuchs(2)✓Khitan(3)✕tree(1)✕10E
History - WorldI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesDèng Xiǎopíng(1)✓1997(3)✕Souk Al-Manakh(2)✕10E
History - WorldI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timessepoys(2)✓Thugee(3)✕martial races(1)✕10E
History - WorldI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedsugarcane(2)✓Trinidad(1)✕apprenticeship(3)✕10E
Literature - AmericanGuelph ClozeEmily Dickinson(2)✓“My Life had stood - a Loaded Gun”(3)✕volcanoes(1)✕10E
Literature - AmericanStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisegold(2)✓monks(3)✕Philadelphia(1)✕10E
Literature - AmericanStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseJoni Mitchell(2)✓“Both Sides, Now”(3)✕traveling(1)✕10E
Literature - AmericanI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesWilly Loman(1)✓Fences(3)✓Curse of the Starving Class(2)✕20EM
Literature - AmericanI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedWilliam Faulkner(1)✓pocket watch(2)✓The Wild Palms(3)✕20EM
Literature - BritishGuelph ClozeSir Thomas Malory(1)✓Green Knight(2)✓Beaumains(3)✓30EMH
Literature - BritishStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseWinnie-the-Pooh(2)✓philology(3)✓“Oo, Those Awful Orcs”(1)✕20EM
Literature - BritishI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timescountry(3)✓“The Deserted Village”(1)✓“wealth accumulates” OR “men decay”(2)✕20EM
Literature - EuropeanGuelph Clozemetamorphosis(2)✓thief(3)✓Jean-Paul Sartre AND Jean Genet(1)✓30EMH
Literature - EuropeanStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywiseclown(3)✓The Dog in the Manger(1)✓cloak and sword(2)✕20EM
Literature - EuropeanStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseCharlotte Perkins Gilman(2)✓last person on the planet(3)✕I Who Have Never Known Men(1)✕10E
Literature - EuropeanI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesE. T. A. Hoffmann(1)✓Tomcat Murr(3)✓“Ritter Gluck”(2)✕20EM
Literature - EuropeanI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedshield of Achilles(3)✓Battle of Thermopylae(2)✓ut pictura poesis(1)✕20EM
Literature - WorldGuelph Clozerunning(1)✓Osamu Dazai(2)✕baseball player(3)✕10E
Literature - WorldStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseMahmoud Darwish(2)✓rain(3)✕Hiroshima(1)✕10E
Literature - WorldStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisethe sun(3)✓First Dream(1)✓Aristotle(2)✓30EMH
Literature - WorldI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesborders(2)✓Paraguay(1)✓Zama(3)✕20EM
Literature - WorldI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedThe Tragedy of Julius Caesar(1)✓John Kani(2)✓Sol Plaatje(3)✕20EM
Modern WorldGuelph ClozeTreaty of Waitangi(2)✓“Ka Mate”(1)✕UNDRIP(3)✕10E
Modern WorldStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseHindu temple(2)✓ASEAN(3)✓Hun Sen(1)✓30EMH
Other AcademicGuelph Clozecholera(3)✓Guinness Brewery(1)✓“The Two Cultures”(2)✓30EMH
Other AcademicStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseFibonacci sequence(1)✓coastline of Great Britain(3)✓D’Arcy Wentworth Thompson(2)✕20EM
Other AcademicStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisefreedom(3)✓Arlie Hochschild(2)✓authenticity(1)✕20EM
Other AcademicI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedpostage stamps(2)✓‘pataphysics(3)✕coffeepot(1)✕10E
Other Auditory Fine ArtsStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseOscar Hammerstein II(3)✓Jerome Kern(1)✕P. G. Wodehouse(2)✕10E
Other Auditory Fine ArtsI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesharmonica(2)✓King(1)✓Buddy Bolden(3)✕20EM
Other Auditory Fine ArtsI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedSpain(3)✓Chick Corea(1)✕Gary Burton(2)✕10E
Other Science (Astronomy)Guelph Clozeexoplanets(3)✓gravitational waves(1)✓millisecond pulsars(2)✕20EM
Other Science (Earth Science)Strange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisesurface runoff (2)✓Darcy’s law(3)✕Robert E. Horton(1)✕10E
Other Science (Math)Strange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisefunction composition(3)✓Jacobian determinant(2)✓pullback AND pushforward(1)✕20EM
Other Science (Math)Strange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisegradient(2)✓step size(1)✓momentum(3)✓30EMH
Other Science (Math)I fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesprior distribution(3)✕intercepts(2)✕Charles Stein(1)✕0
Other Science (Math)I'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedintegers(2)✓Banach-Tarski paradox(3)✕free product(1)✕10E
Other Visual Fine ArtsGuelph Clozeglass(1)✓faience(2)✕Kāshān(3)✕10E
Other Visual Fine ArtsStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseSpain(2)✓Sinan(3)✕ablaq(1)✕10E
Other Visual Fine ArtsStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisetrench coats(2)✓Thomas Burberry(3)✓gabardine(1)✕20EM
Other Visual Fine ArtsI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesFantasia(3)✓F. W. Murnau(1)✓Éric Rohmer(2)✕20EM
Other Visual Fine ArtsI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finednegative(2)✓Julia Margaret Cameron(3)✕calotype(1)✕10E
PhilosophyGuelph ClozeHannah Arendt(1)✓radical evil(2)✕the mass-man(3)✕10E
PhilosophyStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseGottfried Leibniz(3)✓Cambridge Platonists(2)✓nature(1)✕20EM
PhilosophyStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseCynicism(3)✓beards(1)✓Musonius Rufus(2)✕20EM
PhilosophyI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesZeno(1)✓plays(3)✕Cyrene(2)✕10E
PhilosophyI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedhumors(2)✓al-Kindī(1)✕Brethren of Purity(3)✕10E
Science - BiologyGuelph Clozetrawling(2)✓marine snow(3)✓glass sponge reefs(1)✕20EM
Science - BiologyStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisecactuses(2)✓bird beaks(1)✕Wahlund effect(3)✕10E
Science - BiologyStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisemelatonin(3)✓X-inactivation(1)✕pseudoautosomal regions(2)✕10E
Science - BiologyI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesacetylcholine(3)✕neural tube defects(1)✕triple test(2)✕0
Science - ChemistryGuelph Clozelanthanides(3)✓adsorption(1)✓zeolitic imidazolate frameworks(2)✕20EM
Science - ChemistryStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywiseconjugation(3)✓polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons(1)✕Erich Clar(2)✕10E
Science - ChemistryI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesoxidation(2)✓chromium(1)✓Wieland(3)✓30EMH
Science - ChemistryI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedamines(1)✓tautomerization(3)✕oximes(2)✕10E
Science - PhysicsGuelph ClozeJoseph-Louis Lagrange(2)✓nutation(3)✕Sofia Kovalevskaya(1)✕10E
Science - PhysicsStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseHeisenberg uncertainty principle(3)✓coherent states(1)✓cat states(2)✓30EMH
Science - PhysicsStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseIsing model(2)✓Lars Onsager(1)✓Kohlrausch’s law(3)✕20EM
Science - PhysicsI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesspecial relativity(1)✓the observer’s worldline(2)✓absolute elsewhere(3)✕20EM
Science - PhysicsI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedtorus(2)✓dynamos(1)✓ambipolar diffusion(3)✕20EM
Social ScienceGuelph ClozeC. Wright Mills(2)✓Thomas Frank(3)✕Listen(1)✕10E
Social ScienceStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisehuman capital(2)✓Gary Becker(1)✕Marilyn Waring(3)✕10E
Social ScienceStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. Pennywisecode-switching(2)✓Northern Cities Vowel Shift(3)✓a speaker’s audience(1)✕20EM
Social ScienceI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesparasocial relationships(1)✓attribution(2)✕schema(3)✕10E
Social ScienceI'm just here (being trivia club president) so I won't get finedlabor(3)✓capital asset pricing model(2)✓generalized method of moments(1)✕20EM