Packet 1: Tossup 22

Upon returning to England, this character rereads Shakespeare and discovers the playwright’s hidden message that the “business of copulation is filth.” This character, who scribbles maxims like “Men must not cut down trees” and “There is a God,” is diagnosed as simply “not having a sense of proportion.” (15[1])This (15[1])character briefly (15[1])finds solace sewing a hat with his wife, (15[1])but panics when he hears a doctor ascend the stairs. (15[1])While recuperating in (*) Italy, this character (-5[1])meets his future wife, Lucrezia, who later points out a toffee ad (10[1])in skywriting (10[1]-5[1])as they (10[1]-5[1])sit on a (-5[2])park (10[2])bench. (10[3]-5[2])A (10[1])party (-5[1])host (10[1])imagines (10[1])her (10[1]-5[1])own (10[1])body landing on rusty (-5[1])spikes after (10[1])hearing the Bradshaws mention (10[1])that this character had jumped (10[1])out of a window. (10[4]-5[2])For 10 points, (10[2])Virginia Woolf described (10[1])what shell-shocked veteran (10[1])in Mrs Dalloway? (10[1])■END■ (10[5]0[4])

ANSWER: Septimus Smith [or Septimus Warren Smith]
<HA, British Literature> | NAFTA-Packet-1
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Buzzes

PlayerTeamOpponentBuzzpointValue
Yuxuan LuAna Pauker? I hardly know her!Say It Ain't Zhou4715
Eve FleisigBerkeley ANot Old! (Old)4815
Amir DolanskyLicence to BillThe lion does not concern itself with negging teammates out of their own categories5015
JinAh Kim(give me an) ANSWER: die for baseballInvective Against Swans5815
Harrison SugarmanMiddlesex County Fetty Wap Fan ClubThe Fire Neg Time6815
Dylan Minarik1000000 DelinquentsQuebecois Olga Tokarczuk be like 'freins de jacob interdits'74-5
Caroline MaoNoah Sheidlower NYU A8610
Mitch McCullarPenn StateCatholic University A8810
DannyThe Imgur LinkUNC Charity88-5
Rachel EzrielevRosslyn Academic TeamMunir Siddiqui Fan Club9010
Monit Karmakar[Redacted]Maybe Ever90-5
Arjun KalaExecute Order 6 7The tram is not in service; please use the moving walkway.93-5
Raymond WangHabitat 67Six Quizbowlers in Search of Owen Minmo93-5
Hazel DePreist-SullivanNegged Five Times in a Yellow Cab Against the Gottis and GambinosThe "C" Team9410
Daniel Meridafour high school generalists shock natives with fluent stock in Tocharian BLex9410
Ethan AshbrookBHSUChicago !A9510
Jakob MyersIndianaNorthwestern9510
Thomas Gioiaconsumption smoothing by borrowing future big law incomeSurrealist Subcommandante Marcos be like Esto no es una pipa95-5
Albert NyangNo Country for Old QuizzersH Charlson's Washed Up Scrubs95-5
Noah ChinDavid Foster GromitIt's something unpredictable/that in the end is right/please refrain from e-mailing my wife9510
Charles HangWashUW&L+Friend9610
Ryan FangStanford ATeam 897-5
Grant LiShipping Down from BallstonNYU B or not NYU B (that is the question)9810
David BassJHUContessa Dora9910
Rahul KeyalUntitled Keyal TeamUntitled by Alexander McQueen by Premeditated Chaos by Alexander McQueen by Percival Everett10010
Yihong ChenI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 timesWilliam of Baskerville attempts to investigate John P. Robarts, gets turned away for not having a student card100-5
Tris ColeThe Worst Trade Deal in the History of Trade DealsSt. Marx10110
Darren KellisGeorgia Tech 𓂈𓆉𓃡 Girls who Just Want to Have Fun + Liam105-5
Taylor HarveyMuscle Mass Extinction EventIn the Mood for Transportation Equipment10710
Mazin OmerCapital One in the Twenty-First CenturyThe Saint-Straw that Broke the Camille's Back11110
Caleb OttYou Don't Have the CardsGuelph Cloze11610
Yrwin BatanSurrealist Subcommandante Marcos be like Esto no es una pipaconsumption smoothing by borrowing future big law income12010
Sam MooreDielectrical MaterialismA Neg of Beauty is a Joy Forever120-5
Anuttam RamjiBerkeley BTeam 712010
Neil GurramConstans Constantius and Constantine Jr.Stanford B12010
Gareth ThorlaksonStrange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseLicence to C. Wright Mill12010
Liam MarklandThe Unbearable Heaviness of History PlayersUBC A120-5
Connor MayersMaryland F♯ A♯ ∞Mike and Psmith12310
Henry GoffThe Umayyad Caliphate be like REPEAL NAPHTHATennessee A12310
Stephen LiuTeam 8Stanford A12610
Jamie BurchettDour StraitsVacuous Tortoise12910
JimUNC CharityThe Imgur Link13210
Joel MilesQuebecois Olga Tokarczuk be like 'freins de jacob interdits'1000000 Delinquents13310
Owen MimnoSix Quizbowlers in Search of Owen MinmoHabitat 671330
Milan FernandezMaybe Ever[Redacted]13310
Zachary FosterA Neg of Beauty is a Joy ForeverDielectrical Materialism1330
Daoud JacksonH Charlson's Washed Up ScrubsNo Country for Old Quizzers13310
Ell ShaufCopán SeethePolish Orthographers Posting Their Łs1330
Rasheeq AzadPolish Orthographers Posting Their ŁsCopán Seethe1330
Christian HumeniukWilliam of Baskerville attempts to investigate John P. Robarts, gets turned away for not having a student cardI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 times13310
Eva ChoeGirls who Just Want to Have Fun + LiamGeorgia Tech 𓂈𓆉𓃡 13310

Summary

TournamentEditionMatchHeardConv. %Power %Neg %Avg. Buzz
2026 NAFTA at Stanford01/17/20264100%25%25%103.50
2026 NAFTA at UBC01/17/202610%0%100%
2025 NAFTA Online02/14/20264100%0%25%106.00
2026 NAFTA at Vanderbilt02/14/20263100%33%33%101.00
2025 NAFTA at Toronto09/13/20254100%25%25%104.75
2025 NAFTA at Maryland09/27/20255100%0%20%106.40
2025 NAFTA at Harvard10/04/20253100%33%33%99.67
2025 NAFTA at Oxford10/11/2025367%0%67%131.00
2025 NAFTA at Chicago11/08/2025683%17%33%97.60
2025 NAFTA at Columbia11/08/2025580%0%20%94.50
2025 NAFTA at Richmond12/20/2025250%0%0%95.00