Packet 5: Tossup 1

Arthur Schopenhauer criticized this statement’s “famous controversy” for trying to show that what is directly certain is merely indirectly certain. Gödel, Escher, Bach pairs this statement’s history with the print Tower of Babel to caution against ordinary language (-5[1])interpretation of logical systems. Ibn al-Haytham’s use of motion to prove this statement (-5[1])was refuted by Omar Khayyam. (-5[1])A mistaken (-5[1])reductio ad absurdum proof of this statement (-5[1])was published by Girolamo (*) Saccheri (10[1])in a book (-5[1])titled for its (10[1])originator “freed of every flaw.” (10[1])This relatively complex (10[1])statement is not used for the first 28 of its originator’s (-5[1])propositions. (10[3]-5[1])After centuries of failed proofs, (10[3])Bolyai (10[2])and (10[1])Lobachevsky (10[2])replaced this statement (10[1])to define (10[5])hyperbolic (10[1])geometry. (10[1])For (10[1])10 points, what fifth postulate (10[3])of (10[1])Euclid (10[1])concerns (10[2])whether lines intersect? (10[1])■END■ (10[5])

ANSWER: parallel postulate [accept parallel after “postulate”; accept Euclid’s fifth postulate before “fifth”; prompt on descriptive answers like “parallel lines do not intersect” before “intersect”]
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Buzzes

PlayerTeamOpponentBuzzpointValue
Parker McCoigTennessee AAna Pauker? I hardly know her!37-5
Mattias EhatammMaryland F♯ A♯ ∞JHU50-5
Sriram SusarlaUBC BThe Unbearable Heaviness of History Players55-5
Aditya GangradeSurrealist Subcommandante Marcos be like Esto no es una pipaMiddlesex County Fetty Wap Fan Club57-5
Jack LewisGeorgia Tech 𓂈𓆉𓃡 The Umayyad Caliphate be like REPEAL NAPHTHA64-5
Philip YaoThe Saint-Straw that Broke the Camille's BackThe Fire Neg Time6910
Ryan FangStanford AStanford B72-5
Agnijo BanerjeeDielectrical MaterialismNo Country for Old Quizzers7510
Joseph KrolA Neg of Beauty is a Joy ForeverVacuous Tortoise8010
Anuttam RamjiBerkeley BBerkeley A8310
Young Fenimore LeeContessa Dorahttps://i.imgur.com/C6nN2FE.png94-5
Todd MaslykIn the Mood for Transportation EquipmentBHSU9510
Henry BonLex[Redacted]9510
Rasheeq AzadPolish Orthographers Posting Their ŁsCopán Seethe9510
Dexter HineAbbas I founded the AbbasidsUBC A95-5
Daniel MaNoah Sheidlower Untitled Keyal Team10010
Noah ChinDavid Foster GromitIt's something unpredictable/that in the end is right/please refrain from e-mailing my wife10010
Daniel HothemNot Old! (Old)Constans Constantius and Constantine Jr.10010
Matt SchiavoneNorthwesternExecute Order 6 710110
James StevensonThe tram is not in service; please use the moving walkway.Indiana10110
Bhaskar MoorthySt. Marxfour high school generalists shock natives with fluent stock in Tocharian B10210
John MarvinChicago !AMuscle Mass Extinction Event10310
Walter ZhangCapital One in the Twenty-First Centuryconsumption smoothing by borrowing future big law income10310
Isaac MammelMunir Siddiqui Fan ClubPenn State10610
Dennis YangInvective Against Swans1000000 Delinquents10810
Kai SmithShipping Down from BallstonNYU A10810
Kelvin NiNYU B or not NYU B (that is the question)Habitat 6710810
Cade ReinbergerThe "C" TeamUntitled by Alexander McQueen by Premeditated Chaos by Alexander McQueen by Percival Everett10810
Matt BoothThe Third Time when she was Given to Answer the Hard and the Easy, and Answered Only the EasyDour Straits10810
Maxwell YeQuebecois Olga Tokarczuk be like 'freins de jacob interdits'(give me an) ANSWER: die for baseball10910
Billy BusseThe Worst Trade Deal in the History of Trade DealsW&L+Friend11010
Robert WangNegged Five Times in a Yellow Cab Against the Gottis and GambinosSix Quizbowlers in Search of Owen Minmo11110
Michael CoatesMaybe EverWashU11610
Michał GerasimiukStanford BStanford A11610
Alex ThomasSay It Ain't ZhouGirls who Just Want to Have Fun + Liam11610
Stephen LiuTeam 8Team 711710
Emma LaslettC R A B SH Charlson's Washed Up Scrubs11810
Jim FanUNC CharityRosslyn Academic Team11910
S.A. ShenoyThe Umayyad Caliphate be like REPEAL NAPHTHAGeorgia Tech 𓂈𓆉𓃡 11910
Eric MukherjeeAna Pauker? I hardly know her!Tennessee A12210
Christopher DechMiddlesex County Fetty Wap Fan ClubSurrealist Subcommandante Marcos be like Esto no es una pipa12310
Ariel Faederhttps://i.imgur.com/C6nN2FE.pngContessa Dora12310
Sinecio MoralesJHUMaryland F♯ A♯ ∞12310
Matthew WangUBC AAbbas I founded the Abbasids12310
Tai BelkeThe Unbearable Heaviness of History PlayersUBC B12310

Summary

TournamentEditionMatchHeardConv. %Power %Neg %Avg. Buzz
2026 NAFTA at Stanford01/17/20264100%0%25%104.00
2026 NAFTA at UBC01/17/20262100%0%100%123.00
2025 NAFTA Online02/14/20264100%0%0%105.75
2026 NAFTA at Vanderbilt02/14/20263100%0%67%119.00
2025 NAFTA at Toronto09/13/20255100%0%20%107.20
2025 NAFTA at Maryland09/27/20254100%0%50%117.75
2025 NAFTA at Harvard10/04/20253100%0%33%98.33
2025 NAFTA at Oxford10/11/20254100%0%0%95.25
2025 NAFTA at Chicago11/08/20256100%0%0%102.83
2025 NAFTA at Columbia11/08/20255100%0%0%107.00
2025 NAFTA at Richmond12/20/20252100%0%0%97.50