Packet 1: Tossup 16

This figure teaches a non-sapient raven to maintain a garden using counterweight blocks, and then appeases a wrathful goddess by locating the rapist who ruined the garden. That goddess repeatedly asks this figure “where are my functions?” at the end of a text titled for this figure “and the world order.” (15[1])This (-5[1])figure wins a contest by assigning societal roles to (15[1])disabled, infertile, and (15[1])genital-less people created by Ninmah. While drunk, (15[3])this figure gives away heroism, deceit, various crafts, and other mes (“maze”) of civilization (15[1])to a goddess who flees on the Boat of (*) Heaven, taking power (-5[1])from Eridu to her city. This figure creates (-5[1])genderless beings (-5[1])from his fingernail dirt (10[1])to rescue that goddess after she is stripped at the seven gates (-5[1])of (10[1])Ereshkigal’s (-5[1])underworld. (-5[2])For 10 points, (-5[2])name this Sumerian god (-5[1])of (-5[1])water (10[1])and (-5[1])wisdom. ■END■ (10[11]0[23])

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Buzzes

PlayerTeamOpponentBuzzpointValue
JasonThe Imgur LinkUNC Charity5015
Cole HartungRosslyn Academic TeamMunir Siddiqui Fan Club51-5
Zaid AsifNYU B or not NYU B (that is the question)Shipping Down from Ballston6015
Matthew WangUBC AThe Unbearable Heaviness of History Players6315
Max Linfour high school generalists shock natives with fluent stock in Tocharian BLex7015
Sasha FillbrandtMaybe Ever[Redacted]7015
Brendan BethlehemVacuous TortoiseDour Straits7015
Tracy MirkinMuscle Mass Extinction EventIn the Mood for Transportation Equipment8315
Matt SchiavoneNorthwesternIndiana95-5
Rob CarsonBHSUChicago !A103-5
Matt WeinerIt's something unpredictable/that in the end is right/please refrain from e-mailing my wifeDavid Foster Gromit105-5
Joel MilesQuebecois Olga Tokarczuk be like 'freins de jacob interdits'1000000 Delinquents10910
Eric MukherjeeAna Pauker? I hardly know her!Say It Ain't Zhou121-5
Delia CropperDielectrical MaterialismA Neg of Beauty is a Joy Forever12210
Arhith DharanenGeorgia Tech 𓂈𓆉𓃡 Girls who Just Want to Have Fun + Liam123-5
Ryan RosenbergNYU ANoah Sheidlower 124-5
Vinu HariharBerkeley BTeam 7124-5
Arjun VijaykumarSt. MarxThe Worst Trade Deal in the History of Trade Deals127-5
Andrew ZengStanford ATeam 8127-5
Michał GerasimiukStanford BConstans Constantius and Constantine Jr.131-5
Sean HigginsThe tram is not in service; please use the moving walkway.Execute Order 6 7132-5
Eric ChenNot Old! (Old)Berkeley A13310
Hazel DePreist-SullivanNegged Five Times in a Yellow Cab Against the Gottis and GambinosThe "C" Team134-5
Jordan Brownstein(give me an) ANSWER: die for baseballInvective Against Swans1360
Adam MonuskoInvective Against Swans(give me an) ANSWER: die for baseball1360
John MarvinChicago !ABHSU1360
Jakob MyersIndianaNorthwestern13610
Andrew WangExecute Order 6 7The tram is not in service; please use the moving walkway.13610
Owen MimnoSix Quizbowlers in Search of Owen MinmoHabitat 671360
Raymond WangHabitat 67Six Quizbowlers in Search of Owen Minmo13610
Daniel MaNoah Sheidlower NYU A1360
Chris ScheriThe "C" TeamNegged Five Times in a Yellow Cab Against the Gottis and Gambinos1360
Aseem KeyalUntitled Keyal TeamUntitled by Alexander McQueen by Premeditated Chaos by Alexander McQueen by Percival Everett1360
Eric BobrowUntitled by Alexander McQueen by Premeditated Chaos by Alexander McQueen by Percival EverettUntitled Keyal Team13610
Joy AnThe Saint-Straw that Broke the Camille's BackCapital One in the Twenty-First Century1360
Kevin WangCapital One in the Twenty-First CenturyThe Saint-Straw that Broke the Camille's Back13610
Jonathan SchnipperMiddlesex County Fetty Wap Fan ClubThe Fire Neg Time13610
Conor ThompsonSurrealist Subcommandante Marcos be like Esto no es una pipaconsumption smoothing by borrowing future big law income13610
Mitch McCullarPenn StateCatholic University A1360
Jack DoyleCatholic University APenn State1360
Sean SmileyContessa DoraJHU13610
Mattias EhatammMaryland F♯ A♯ ∞Mike and Psmith1360
Rupert PsmithMike and PsmithMaryland F♯ A♯ ∞13610
Isaac MammelMunir Siddiqui Fan ClubRosslyn Academic Team1360
Percy YuenThe Worst Trade Deal in the History of Trade DealsSt. Marx1360
Charles HangWashUW&L+Friend1360
Daoud JacksonH Charlson's Washed Up ScrubsNo Country for Old Quizzers1360
Albert NyangNo Country for Old QuizzersH Charlson's Washed Up Scrubs1360
Kevin ThomasPolish Orthographers Posting Their ŁsCopán Seethe13610
Jason ChengTeam 7Berkeley B1360
Neil GurramConstans Constantius and Constantine Jr.Stanford B1360
John XiangTeam 8Stanford A1360
Dexter HineAbbas I founded the AbbasidsUBC B13610
Alex ThomasSay It Ain't ZhouAna Pauker? I hardly know her!1360
Liam MooneyGirls who Just Want to Have Fun + LiamGeorgia Tech 𓂈𓆉𓃡 1360
Parker McCoigTennessee AThe Umayyad Caliphate be like REPEAL NAPHTHA1360
Vincent DuThe Umayyad Caliphate be like REPEAL NAPHTHATennessee A1360

Summary

TournamentEditionMatchHeardConv. %Power %Neg %Avg. Buzz
2026 NAFTA at Stanford01/17/2026425%0%75%133.00
2026 NAFTA at UBC01/17/20262100%50%0%99.50
2025 NAFTA Online02/14/2026450%50%25%70.00
2026 NAFTA at Vanderbilt02/14/202630%0%67%
2025 NAFTA at Maryland09/27/2025560%20%20%107.33
2025 NAFTA at Harvard10/04/20253100%0%0%136.00
2025 NAFTA at Oxford10/11/2025367%33%0%96.00
2025 NAFTA at Chicago11/08/2025667%17%50%116.00
2025 NAFTA at Columbia11/08/2025560%20%40%110.67
2025 NAFTA at Richmond12/20/2025250%0%50%136.00