Packet 1: Bonus 4

Lynette berates Sir Gareth as a “ladle-washer” in an unusually comic story that may be this author’s only original contribution to Arthurian legend. For 10 points each:
[10e] What 15th-century English author used a prison stay to rewrite French romances as Le Morte D’Arthur?
ANSWER: Sir Thomas Malory
[10m] Lynette rudely cheers on Gareth’s first opponent, Sir Pertolope, who goes by this title. A character with this title carries a holly bough in an alliterative poem that uses 46 lines to describe his adversary’s pentangle.
ANSWER: Green Knight [prompt on knight; prompt on Sir Bertilak de Hautdesert]
[10h] Sir Kay relentlessly mocks Gareth in his bel inconnu guise of a kitchen boy, giving him this nickname. This French-language nickname is a jibe at Gareth’s unsuitability for manual labor.
ANSWER: Beaumains [prompt on translations like beautiful hands or fair hands]
<HA, British Literature> | NAFTA-Packet-1

HeardPPBE %M %H %
4117.3281%73%20%

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Conversion

TeamOpponentPart 1Part 2Part 3TotalParts
(give me an) ANSWER: die for baseballInvective Against Swans10101030EMH
1000000 DelinquentsQuebecois Olga Tokarczuk be like 'freins de jacob interdits'10101030EMH
A Neg of Beauty is a Joy ForeverDielectrical Materialism1010020EM
Capital One in the Twenty-First CenturyThe Saint-Straw that Broke the Camille's Back1010020EM
Chicago !ABHSU1010020EM
David Foster GromitIt's something unpredictable/that in the end is right/please refrain from e-mailing my wife1010020EM
Dour StraitsVacuous Tortoise1010020EM
Execute Order 6 7The tram is not in service; please use the moving walkway.1010020EM
Georgia Tech 𓂈𓆉𓃡 Girls who Just Want to Have Fun + Liam100010E
Habitat 67Six Quizbowlers in Search of Owen Minmo100010E
In the Mood for Transportation EquipmentMuscle Mass Extinction Event1010020EM
JHUContessa Dora10101030EMH
Lexfour high school generalists shock natives with fluent stock in Tocharian B1010020EM
Maryland F♯ A♯ ∞Mike and Psmith10101030EMH
Munir Siddiqui Fan ClubRosslyn Academic Team100010E
Negged Five Times in a Yellow Cab Against the Gottis and GambinosThe "C" Team1010020EM
No Country for Old QuizzersH Charlson's Washed Up Scrubs1010020EM
Noah Sheidlower NYU A100010E
NorthwesternIndiana1010020EM
Not Old! (Old)Berkeley A0000
Penn StateCatholic University A1010020EM
Polish Orthographers Posting Their ŁsCopán Seethe0000
Say It Ain't ZhouAna Pauker? I hardly know her!010010M
Shipping Down from BallstonNYU B or not NYU B (that is the question)10101030EMH
Stanford ATeam 81010020EM
Stanford BConstans Constantius and Constantine Jr.1010020EM
Strange Case of Dr. Joker and Mr. PennywiseLicence to C. Wright Mill0101020MH
Surrealist Subcommandante Marcos be like Esto no es una pipaconsumption smoothing by borrowing future big law income010010M
Team 7Berkeley B100010E
The Fire Neg TimeMiddlesex County Fetty Wap Fan Club100010E
The Imgur LinkUNC Charity1010020EM
The Umayyad Caliphate be like REPEAL NAPHTHATennessee A100010E
The Worst Trade Deal in the History of Trade DealsSt. Marx10101030EMH
The lion does not concern itself with negging teammates out of their own categoriesLicence to Bill010010M
UBC AThe Unbearable Heaviness of History Players100010E
UBC BAbbas I founded the Abbasids010010M
Untitled Keyal TeamUntitled by Alexander McQueen by Premeditated Chaos by Alexander McQueen by Percival Everett1010020EM
WashUW&L+Friend1010020EM
William of Baskerville attempts to investigate John P. Robarts, gets turned away for not having a student cardI fear not the man who has reviewed 10000 cards once, but I fear the man who has reviewed one card 10000 times0000
You Don't Have the CardsGuelph Cloze10101030EMH
[Redacted]Maybe Ever1010020EM

Summary

TournamentEditionMatchHeardPPBE %M %H %
2026 NAFTA at Stanford01/17/2026412.5075%50%0%
2026 NAFTA at UBC01/17/2026210.0050%50%0%
2025 NAFTA Online02/14/2026422.50100%100%25%
2026 NAFTA at Vanderbilt02/14/2026310.0067%33%0%
2025 NAFTA at Toronto09/13/2025415.0025%75%50%
2025 NAFTA at Maryland09/27/2025522.00100%80%40%
2025 NAFTA at Harvard10/04/2025313.3367%67%0%
2025 NAFTA at Oxford10/11/2025320.00100%100%0%
2025 NAFTA at Chicago11/08/2025623.33100%100%33%
2025 NAFTA at Columbia11/08/2025518.00100%60%20%
2025 NAFTA at Richmond12/20/2025210.0050%50%0%